My girlfriend and I went to meet some friends at the Boston Pizza in Mississauga. My friend Rini and her friend arrived before we did, and were into their second round when we showed up. Upon doing so, the server, Jackie, comes to the table to let us all know how stupid she is.
Seriously.
"I'm so dumb today" she says. This is the woman who will is responsible for bring out food that I will be eating. Was this supposed to be an ice breaker? If I told everyone who walked into my place of business that I was a goddamn fool, I wouldn't make any money. No one wants to deal with an idiot. I ask for another waitress immediately but I guess she thought I was joking.
And then, as if exclaiming that she was a dunce wasn't enough, she proceeds to spill an appletini on Rini's cell phone. Way to go Jackie! You have removed all doubt of your mental competence! I mean, telling me that you were dumb just wasn't enough, that you had to go out of your way to show me.
I said "That's a free drink..." and she retorts very rudely 'Obviously!!!!!11". Oh, and this is after rolling her eyes and the unenthused attitude towards a couple of people that just wanted plain old fucking orange juice. Seriously, does it really grind your gears to know that there is no vodka in my drink, you twat?
More friends show up and I tell them the deal with the waitress. It's good to see Boston Pizza has no problem letting the dregs of the gene pool handle food and beverage. I tell everyone not to tip. Fuck her. She was rude, incompetent and as she said herself, stupid.
My friends try to order a pitcher of a beer that they didn't have on tap. No big deal, really. I make a comment to my friend that this place is just a never ending pit of disappointment, as every time I've been to a BP it's pretty much sucked. She over hears this and tries calling me out, telling me what everyone already knows; I an unimpressed. And that she can hear me. And proceeds to give me some sob story about calling the cops on a drunk driver. I laughed. She says she's worried cause what if the cops don't catch him and he kills someone? I say that if he kills someone, he'll most likely die as well, and basically, if she wanted sympathy, she was at the wrong table.
Can't order anything from her after that. I was certain that anything else would contain her saliva or fecal matter.
And in the 3 hours I sat there, she only filled up my water twice.
In the end, I have decided that I will no longer give BP my business. If I have to go to watch UFC, I will bring my own water and eat something on the way.
Fuck you, Jackie, and fuck the dick that is called Boston Pizza that you are sucking on [most likely for the meth that made you so stupid to begin with.]
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