Porn. Say it out loud. It's a funny word. We all know what it means. It means a small moment of comfort during another dark, cold night alone while you sit in front of your computer, hating yourself for what your life has turned into, but pushing your limits to see the next thing that arouses any sense left in your empty husk of a body.
At the moment, porn resides in sketchy all nighter video stores and inside your computer. It's a keyboard and mouse kind of thing, especially for the Generation LOLZ!!1 crowd that we've become.
But in a bold move, Steve Hirsch, Prez of Vivid Pictures wants to move to make his product available for download through gaming consoles.
It wouldnt be a big move either. Xbox Live partnered with Netflix and has Hollywood available for "purchase", and quietly erases itself from your hard drive 24 hours later. It wouldn't be that much of a stretch to see PSN offer pr0nz along with movies.
But now let's take a look at the medium. I was brought up on the NES, also known as the FAMICOM. Look at that word now; FAMICOM. FAMily COMputer. See what I'm saying? It's a family entertainment system, playing movies and games, and now being able to stream your music playlists and photos. It's become the PC's T rated brother. But now that more adults are playing games, it only makes sense to cater to that stereotype. Really, the only thing missing is muffled moans and gaping assholes.
I'm kinda hoping that Sony blocks the motion. I want to keep my controller seperate from my joystick.
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